Disclaimer: The title of this post is far more interesting than the content that is to follow.
Speaking of asses, I have a rant. I despise winter. Curious as to what winter has to do with asses? I will tell you. Cold toilet seats. There is nothing as unsatisfying and utterly shocking as sitting down to pee and freezing your ass off. No, I do not want to be freezing when I pee. And there is my rant.
I made a discovery today. Any guy that asks me to be his girlfriend via facebook chat is not a guy I want to date. Facebook chat? Really? Did your balls disappear the last time you sat on the cold toilet?
I have more things to rant about today, but there is free pizza calling my name. I shall return.
Sleep easy, young panda. I shall be back.
